Kevin's Panels in Tremendousness

Welcome to another entry into Kevin's Panels in Tremendousness. Like before, I won't give you any context for this panel. Instead, I will not insult your intelligence, dear readers. I know you can pick up on context clues. However, with this panel... you know what, judge for yourself. This is from Fantastic Four #172.

That's funny. My wife sends me to...another room when I bother her. It happens... a LOT. I'm a nuisance.

So I guess this was a common phrase in the Seventies? I mean, I've never heard this line before in my life. Using my skills of deduction I guess by saying a chick, "Sends me" means he is ready to settle down and be an honest man and not be some misogynist cop. That's what he meant right? However, let's give him a few points back. Clearly a woman being follically challenged doesn't stop him. Maybe he's more progressive than we give him credit for. He will not be constrained by the seventies norm of what beauty is. No sir.

Also, get a hold of yourself and do your job. That's why all those crime fighters and super heroes are doing your job for you. So you can sit on the sidelines talking about your top five with your buddies.

Hope this brief aside really SENDS you. Nope, still doesn't work. It's a really dumb phrase.

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